kissmeandshutupp:

All I want for Christmas Is you(r head between my legs)

(via orgasm)

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ugh

theanti90smovement:

sorry i cant hang out with u today i have to catch up on my crying

(via orgasm)

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can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

(via orgasm)

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absolvtely:

stop unfollowing me I’m pregnant with your child

(Source: gypsums, via dakotaiswierd)

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